Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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