walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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