it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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