like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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