thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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