so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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