would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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