just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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