I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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