Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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