Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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