I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
