i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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