my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize