Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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