He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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