i just had sex bonerless
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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