Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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