Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i came on her dog
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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