she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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