i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You pole danced in your parka.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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