i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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