And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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