just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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