How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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