with your own penis?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize
