Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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