Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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