And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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