She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
handjob tips. give me some.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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