Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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