Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
only you would photoshop your dick
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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