You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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