how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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