we made out on top of his cat.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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