I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Welp...herpes.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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