Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
