Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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