either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Semen is not good for contacts.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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