We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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