You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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