dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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