I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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