real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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