Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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