Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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