You're completely useless in the revolution.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The ass gains better be worth it
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