? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You dont lie about slip and slides
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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