i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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