You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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