he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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